San Francisco Mayor

Top 5 Slogans for Gavin Newsom's Re-Election Campaign:

• In an effort to legitimize gay marriage, I will also commit adultery with someone who is homosexual.

• I intend to be hands on in promoting safe sex.

• Now blood tested after every staff meeting.

• Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask when your husband will be out of town again.

• I treat your family as if they were my own.

Comments

[Michele Cohen]

Hilarious!!