Top 5 Slogans for Gavin Newsom's Re-Election Campaign:
- In an effort to legitimize gay marriage, I will also commit adultery with someone who is homosexual.
- I intend to be hands on in promoting safe sex.
- Now blood tested after every staff meeting.
- Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask when your husband will be out of town again.
- I treat your family as if they were my own.