So far the best line I have heard about Conan O'Brien's accident was from O'Brien himself. He said that he hit his head so hard that for a while he actually understood the plot of "Lost".
Chicago sweetens bid for 2016 Olympics by offering committee Obama's Senate seat.
Iran says nuclear plant is really just a state-of-the-art muffin factory.
In an effort to fill their schedule with cheap and easy programming, ABC orders 30 episodes of "Iran's Got Talent".
I think I am being mocked by our own backyard. The grass growth back
there can best be described as a garden version of male pattern
baldness. It's to the point where, instead of seeds and fertilizer, I'm
thinking we should start using Propecia. "I'm not just the owner of the
'Lawn Club for Men.' I'm also a client."
History: The Emmys were given that name because "Night Where Famous
People Give Each Other Awards" just didn't have a ring to it.
Fashion show shocks audience with presentation of normal clothing worn by women who weigh more than 20 pounds.
House swiftly passes resolution chastising Rep Wilson. Say they will get to less important health care plan sometime next year.
