Top 10 Slogans for Wal-Mart's New Line of Caskets:
10 - Now with free flame decals.
9 - Also great for serving dip.
8 - I can't believe it's not cardboard.
7 - Some assembly required.
6 - Conveniently located next to the frozen meats.
5 - It's like you've died and gone to . . . well, Wal-Mart.
4 - The new easy-lock lids seal in the freshness.
3 - Never mind that they look a lot like our large, party coolers.
2 - Try our new 2-for-1 special.
1 - This Christmas get grandma something she can use.
Well done, sir!
Posted by: Claudia | November 04, 2009 at 12:05 AM
@Claudia - Thank you.
Posted by: Cris Cohen | November 04, 2009 at 05:53 AM