Academy Awards Statue

This weekend some celebrities will be given the coveted Academy Award statue, which I believe was originally a paper towel holder. It just kind of looks like they put gold plating on a kitchen accessory. In that respect, the winner for best actress could just as easily have ended up with a shiny pair of salad tongs. “And the can opener goes to...”

I’m not saying it doesn’t look nice. I would be proud to put it next to our kitchen sink. And imagine the sense of glamor and pageantry you would feel every time you tore off a sheet. Personally, I would have a whole new respect for products from Brawny.