A sticker on a banana I bought said, “Peel me - I’m fat free.” Personally I don’t like to think of my fruit as being alive and suicidal. “Rip my skin off and put my sliced carcass in a dish with scoops of ice cream.” It’s a little disturbing, like all produce advertising is being handled by Hannibal Lecter.
Grapefruit sticker - “Carve out my innards with a spoon.”
Even smoothie shops don’t phrase things that way. “Jamba Juice: Where fruit goes to die.” It’s just not the image people want when they are buying a beverage.
Sticker on a bunch of grapes - “Break off my extremities. Any screams you hear are shouts of joy.”