Let's Talk Turkey

Things like sliced turkey look really good in a deli. But for some reason, when you are pulling it out of your refrigerator, it just looks like coasters made of meat. “This table stains easily. Would you mind putting your drink on this flat piece of ham?”

In the deli, sliced turkey looks fresh and tasty. It’s like they hired the same airbrush artists who touch up celebrity photos for magazine covers. “That’s a great picture. She looks almost lifelike.” Sliced turkey in your home looks like something that washed in at high tide. The exterior has this strange feel to it, like it’s been covered in Vaseline or some fluid that insects use to preserve their kills.