The other day in the newspaper there was an ad for a funeral home. It had a picture of a woman with a huge smile. “Blake Mortuary: We can’t wait for you to die!” She just seemed unusually happy to be burying people. “Stevens Funeral Home: No one is more excited about your impending death than we are!”
If they have ads like this, I’m guessing they also send out marketing materials. “Take advantage of our Memorial Day Weekend Special and kill yourself this Friday!” Maybe even coupons. “Hey, Stan. Check this out. This is the strangest buy-one-get-one-free offer I’ve ever seen.”
LOL. You have a point. Aside from mortuary advertisements, there are cemeteries ran by computer funeral management these days. Clearly technology has a huge impact in everything.
Posted by: Loria Schleiff | February 21, 2012 at 02:45 PM
Loria - Computer funeral management? That could lead to some interesting mistakes.
Posted by: Cris Cohen | February 21, 2012 at 05:11 PM