This week the Spider-Man Musical re-opened. Musicals are plays where the actors are afflicted with a condition that makes them sing all of their dialogue. “Yes, it did have a good beat. I just felt a little odd clapping along to a song about a colonoscopy.”
Musicals are created by people who have undergone years of intense training and education so that they have the intellect and skill necessary to add dance routines to what were once Disney films. “I don’t remember Jiminy Cricket doing so much pelvic thrusting in the movie.”
I remember that I cried the first time I saw "Oklahoma". I couldn't believe that anyone would do that to a cowboy. I am thankful that today's high tech productions ar not the stuff that good musicals are made of. Who could dance slipping around in all that blood?
Posted by: Jeff Davis | May 18, 2011 at 02:22 PM