Rejected variations on the Dunkin’ Donuts slogan "America runs on Dunkin'":
- America walks on Dunkin’.
- America limps on Dunkin’.
- America has muscle spasms on Dunkin’.
- America gets pushed in a wheelchair on Dunkin’.
- America loses all feeling beneath the waist on Dunkin’.
- America’s lifeless body gets dragged behind a flatbed on Dunkin’.
Its always entertaining when Madison Avenue tries to convince us that junk food or fast food is actually healthy. My favorite is Subway. Their ham italian is as healthy as a vitamin injected organically grown apple. Of course, you have to use the plain bread and no meat, cheese, half the veggies, mayo and other dressings, and you have to do fifty push ups as soon as you washed it down with your water (no soda). And the chips and cookies at the end of the counter; you have to sign a release before you add them to your order.
Posted by: Jeff Davis | June 04, 2011 at 03:03 AM
Jeff - It would be better if they were honest and just said, "Our food is bad for you. That's why it tastes so good."
Posted by: Cris Cohen | June 06, 2011 at 05:10 AM
America rolls along like a big old tub o' lard on Dunkin.
Posted by: Hal | June 16, 2011 at 07:16 PM
Hal - Good one. And extra points for working in what might be actual ingredients.
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