Pool Toys

I have noticed that a number of pool toys are designed to get people wet, people who are already almost completely submerged in water. “I dodged the sprayer by diving into the deep end.” It would be like having guns that were made to fire compressed air at people while they are skydiving. As a result, many pool toys are kind of redundant to the entire swimming experience.

“What’s that for?”

“You use it to get people wet.”

“People in the pool?”