We bought a new shampoo to use on our son. On the front it says “98% natural”, which is more than can be said for some people I have met. “That lady appears to have had some work done to her by a plastic surgeon . . . or an auto repair specialist. It’s tough to say.”
Strangely, though, the front label of the shampoo bottle does not go on to address the rest of the ingredients. So we are just left to guess at the possibilities:
> 2% unnatural
> 2% material patented by Liquid Plumr
> 2% whatever the county doesn’t allow us to dump on public land
> 2% (and this is just a coincidence) I can’t believe it’s not Butter!