
(photo: Manuel Sanvictores)
This picture was taken by my friend Manuel at a 7-eleven. The second smallest cup is the Big Gulp. When I was growing up, this was the largest container of liquid that you could purchase without needing a truck driving license. Drinking one meant that you would not be able to leave the house for three days unless you had a catheter connected to a portable rain barrel.
Now it appears there are a few larger options. These are obviously for the person who wants to produce enough urine to put out a forest fire. I am not sure of the names for the new sizes. Some possibilities are:
> Self-Inflicted Tsunami
> Kidney Failure
> You Thought The BP Spill Was Big
> Biblical Flooding In A Cup
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