For the longest time I had no interest in coffee. Now I consider it only slightly less important than air.
In the summer I spend a lot of time covered in sweat. Even after playing outside with my son for only a half an hour, I look like I just finished a waterboarding session.
At some point during the past decade, bread became the most dangerous substance on the planet. Based on what fitness experts say, it is better for you to experiment with meth than baked goods.
History: During the summer of 1776 , July 4th festivities included concerts, bonfires, parades and the firing of cannons, most which were purchased at freeway offramps.
An incomplete waste of time