I think I am being mocked by our own backyard. The grass growth back
there can best be described as a garden version of male pattern
baldness. It's to the point where, instead of seeds and fertilizer, I'm
thinking we should start using Propecia. "I'm not just the owner of the
'Lawn Club for Men.' I'm also a client."
Madoff houses go up for sale. Buyers insist seller's real estate agent pays for exorcism.