We have started using a butter substitute. “Tonight the part of ‘butter’ will be played by ‘something yellow’.” It comes in a spray bottle, because nothing makes food more appealing than putting it in the same type of dispenser that is used for Windex. It’s kind of like having your milk come out of a gas station pump.
The label says it has a “Buttery Burst”, which sounds like a serious medical condition. “The patient is being treated for a Buttery Burst. His insurance company has requested that the doctors just let him die.”
Yeah, the butter substitutes can get at bit scary. Though there is one that I actually prefer over the real thing. That admission might have been better left secret.
Posted by: Jamie | April 07, 2011 at 12:10 PM