Actual comment that I heard a guy make at a concert over the weekend - “Nah, man. She won’t be happy if I come home and say that I am too drunk to go church in the morning.”
For some reason loving sentiments like these are not seen on Hallmark cards, possibly because they are worried about appearing too sappy. Although, I think a beautiful phrase like that would look lovely paired with a picture of a kitten, maybe one playing on the floor during an AA meeting.
Have you ever heard a sweet line like this that should have been on a greeting card?
'You would be really hot if you didn't smoke.'
Honest to God, I wrote this on a cocktail napkin and had the bartnder pass it over to the girl I had been making eye contact with. Her friend, I'm pretty sure, would have knocked me into the next county if my buddies didn't step in and stop him.
I didn't get her number.
Posted by: Kevin Kato | April 07, 2011 at 10:59 PM